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Right now, it’s not fair to be a Hummer. The raising gas prices and “Go Green” attitude have certainly made Hummers an unpopular wish-list item.

But believe it or not, there are still hundreds if not THOUSANDS of proud Hummer owners that should never be disappointed with their massive machine. So as the world continues to talk about what the Hummer can’t do, let’s not forget the many benefits of a Hummer:

1. Ability to host family reunions in your back seat.

2. Sprawl out and practice your snow angel form before you go out for the real thing.

3. Hospitalized children can enjoy the luxurious perks of spacious design at a tender young age.

4. There aren’t many real civilian “road rage rivals” out there. That’s right, even buses move aside for the road king.

5. And finally, we all know why Hummers are so strong. Their ethnic back ground contains half Godzilla.

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